My recent adventure to Wal-Mart almost landed me in handcuffs and on the Jenny Craig weight loss program.
I think that I was almost arrested at Wal-Mart.
The day before Valentine’s Day… AND Monday. It’s going to be a 4-pot coffee kind of day!
It is the day before Valentine's Day. Yes, that holiday where flowers, chocolates, and fancy dinners are dangled in front of your face a mere month and a half after you promised to be healthier.
Selling a book is like trying to give a cat a bath… it will leave you traumatized and marked for life.
I embarked on a mission to discover how to generate sales, hype up excitement, and create a following. This is what I have learned:
The long game isn’t always pretty when achieving your dream.
It's one of those days when you realize you have to play a long game to reach your goal. The long game sucks.
Oh Christmas Tree. Oh Christmas Tree! Please don’t die before Christmas….
The Christmas tree sitting proudly in my living room is dying. Hand cut two days after Thanksgiving; it is already beginning to show its age.
The book has been written. Now I face the real challenge. To be or not to be?
Did you know that there was more to drafting a novel than just writing? Yup- there is also depression, self-questioning, and nervous breakdowns! It's awesome!
And then there were two more…. life as a snake mom trying to re-potty train two grown dogs. Life is great!
Lesson 1- don't take family photos with snakes! Lesson 2- Snakes are hunters, and like warm meat- hide your fingers at feeding time!