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I think that I was almost arrested at Wal-Mart.
My recent adventure to Wal-Mart almost landed me in handcuffs and on the Jenny Craig weight loss program.
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The day before Valentine’s Day… AND Monday. It’s going to be a 4-pot coffee kind of day!
It is the day before Valentine’s Day. Yes, that holiday where flowers, chocolates, and fancy dinners are dangled in front of your face a mere month and a half after you promised to be healthier.
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Selling a book is like trying to give a cat a bath… it will leave you traumatized and marked for life.
I embarked on a mission to discover how to generate sales, hype up excitement, and create a following. This is what I have learned:
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The long game isn’t always pretty when achieving your dream.
It’s one of those days when you realize you have to play a long game to reach your goal. The long game sucks.
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Oh Christmas Tree. Oh Christmas Tree! Please don’t die before Christmas….
The Christmas tree sitting proudly in my living room is dying. Hand cut two days after Thanksgiving; it is already beginning to show its age.
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The book has been written. Now I face the real challenge. To be or not to be?
Did you know that there was more to drafting a novel than just writing? Yup- there is also depression, self-questioning, and nervous breakdowns! It’s awesome!
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And then there were two more…. life as a snake mom trying to re-potty train two grown dogs. Life is great!
Lesson 1- don’t take family photos with snakes! Lesson 2- Snakes are hunters, and like warm meat- hide your fingers at feeding time!