Halloween Humor for your Monday


Day 10 of the 31 Days of Myths, Magic, Mayhem, and more…

I will be your host for the evening, and tonight, lets celebrate the season with some of the best and worst Halloween humor that I could find.

Why did the ghost quit his job?

Because they kept making him work the graveyard shift!

Where do spiders do their Halloween shopping?

On the inter web.

Why do cemeteries have waiting lists?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why don’t ghost lie?

Because you can see right through them.

What did the Skelton bring to the cookout?

Spare ribs

How do pumpkins quit smoking?

They use a pumpkin patch.

What’s like to be friends with a vampire?

It’s a pain in the neck!

If tales of legend, myth and fantasy topped with a nice cup of coffee interest you, I suggest taking a look at my book The Writer and the Librarian. It’s a historical fantasy about a middle-aged woman faced with a decision: accept what is written in books or find out for herself the truth behind the stories. Now available on

Amazon: https://a.co/d/flQhakX

Barnes and Noble: The Writer and the Librarian by Rose Geer-Robbins, Paperback | Barnes & Noble® (barnesandnoble.com)

Target: The Writer And The Librarian – (the Raven Society) By R L Geer-robbins (paperback) : Target

And on any of your favorite Indie Book Store website!

What are your thoughts?

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